Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Everyone needs to just calm down, I have it on good authority that the Anthony case has been re-opened! There was a witness and he just so happens to be the presiding judge. Trial is set to begin the moment she takes her last breath.

   172 days, 1 hour and 25 minutes until christmas! But hey, whos counting

   Kim Kardashian on Twitter: "Casey Anthony not guilty? I am speechless!" Someone replied: "So was Nicole Brown's family when your dad got OJ off".

   Casey's fate was decided by 12 peers too stupid to get out of jury duty

   writing about music is like dancing about architecture

   I have a buddy that is a vegetarian not because he loves animals but because he hates plants!!!

   I just love hearing somebody lying, when I know the truth..

   Visa is everywhere you want to be…except out of debt.

   Waiting for someone to tell you they love you is like listening for windchimes in a hurricane.

   Just when you think you've heard it all, someone comes up with a brand new damn lie.

   Rumors are like fires. No one admits to starting them and before you know it, they're out of control.

   LIFE is the art of drawing...WITHOUT an eraser

   I'm not drunk, I'm just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow.

   I hate it when a shower only has two options, either 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.

   In RELATIONSHIP status they should add "Flirtationship"- more than a friendship, less than a relationship

   i mine as well go out and kill the person I hated forever and see if I get away with it.

   Attorney Jose Baez, Got Casey off the hook!! I'm just wondering if he does divorce cases...

   Well for Casey Anthony.... first is the book deals....then the movie deals....who said crime doesnt pay

   at the Casey Anthony Abortion Clinic, It's NEVER too late...

   New Florida tourism promo: "Need someone killed? Bring them to Orlando. Our jurors understand your predicament!"