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   messageicon thank god...no...evolution?!...whatever: IT'S FRIDAY!
←Rate | 04-27-2009 18:14 by Jagger | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon people are really clever on facebook they always now what day it is and they always want to tell you its friday
←Rate | 06-05-2009 05:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday is just another day closer to Monday
←Rate | 08-05-2009 08:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
←Rate | 08-09-2009 13:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy! It had been a long first week with Eve
←Rate | 08-21-2009 06:10 by Psym0n Comments (0)  


   messageicon I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites than Kay.
←Rate | 08-24-2009 12:33 by CMJ Comments (0)  


   messageicon And on Friday God created alcohol, and Adam was happy. It had been a long first week with Eve!
←Rate | 08-26-2009 23:56 by Cheryl | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon counting the number of friends who remind him that it's Friday.
←Rate | 08-28-2009 04:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon spending time with his/her two true loves... Friday and beer!
←Rate | 08-28-2009 23:49 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Dear Friday, You and your friends Saturday and Sunday need to come around more often. I miss you. Love from your biggest fan, me.
←Rate | 09-01-2009 16:35 by Scott | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishing everyone a happy Friday eve!
←Rate | 09-03-2009 08:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon doesn't care if ur bored, tired, at work or hungry, also if it's Friday, Monday or the weekend but I do care about the people with very lacklustre status updates. Get a life...Jeez!
←Rate | 09-07-2009 17:47 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon run out of pictures to colour in, in my colouring in book... I guess that is enough work for a Friday...
←Rate | 10-16-2009 00:06 by gavdun Comments (0)  


   messageicon *confetti falls* DING! DING! DING! *audience cheers* *in my gameshow host voice* COOOOONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE THE 1000th PERSON TO MENTION THE FACT THAT IT'S FRIDAY IN YOUR STATUS. JERRY, TELL 'EM WHAT THEY'VE WON! *door opens* ABBBBBBSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
←Rate | 11-07-2009 12:12 by Shante Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING EARTH ON FRIDAY. THEIR PLAN IS TO KIDNAP ALL THE BEAUTIFUL & SEXY PEOPLE.. DONT WORRY, YOU'RE SAFE... I JUST WANTED TO SAY GOODBYE, PLEASE CHECK IN ON MY MOTHER IN LAW EVERY NOW AND THEN
←Rate | 11-11-2009 22:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon W.T.F. - Wednesday, Thursday, Friday...the weekend's almost here!!
←Rate | 11-12-2009 11:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Only Robinson Crusoe had ever everything done by Friday.
←Rate | 11-12-2009 17:53 by Lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Black cats, ladders, broken mirrors, guys named Jason. I hate Friday the 13th.
←Rate | 11-13-2009 07:30 by mark1965 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday 13th. I think I'm going to break a mirror, walk under a ladder, let a black cat walk past me, open an umbrella indoors, spill some salt, wear a hat to bed, step on a crack in the sidewalk.... then call somebody I hate and see if she wants to
←Rate | 11-13-2009 10:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Happy Friday the 13th!! Hockey mask... Check... Machete... Check...
←Rate | 11-13-2009 11:55 Comments (0)  


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