trump Funny Status Messages

   "Donald Trump is the greatest!" I am Hillary Clinton and I approve this message.

   Trump's 2nd season "Im a winner" will be airing on 2020.

   So, If the media doesn't cover Hillary Clinton's emails because they say they are Private Conversations, Do they believe Donald Trump consented to have his conversations recorded and saved for future use by NBC? Just wondering.

   Meh,,, I guess I'm not against Hillary Clinton taking a drug test?... I'm MORE concerned about the GOP taking a drug test for allowing Donald Trump to be the nominee.

   Scary Halloween costume idea: nobody having more respect for women than Donald Trump.

   Its OK that you are voting for Hillary. In fact when Trump wins, you retards will get much better medical treatment.

   Number of times Trump has been under Federal investigation: 169, Hillary - 1. Seems like an easy choice to me...

   Number of Federal Investigations of corruption, collusion, and Illegal use of Confidential Government Information against Trump - 0 ...... Number of FBI investigations against Hillary for the same - 1 .... Seems like an easy choice to me...

   don't forget, I'm also just a girl; dressed upas a slutty nurse; standing in front of a boy; dressed up as Donald Trump; asking him to finger bang her in the alley before she sobers up.

   Vote Trump and let's get started repairing America.

   If Trump wins I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.

   Trump is the tornado. And Hillary is the trailer park.

   Donald Trump looks like the nasty businessman in a Disney movie who loses out to a six year-old and his dog.

   I can't believe so many Americans from the Bible Belt plan to vote for Trump. If he gets to build his wall, he'll be keeping Jesus out of the country.

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Vodka

   well, who ya voting for, donald trump or isis' supreme leader?

   Sticker given to Trump supporters at the polls: "I Voted" Sticker given to Hillary supporters at the polls: "I Rigged"

   Clinton vs Trump. Whoever wins, We lose.

   ☐ Clinton ☐ Trump ☑ Beer

   Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula