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   messageicon My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.
←Rate | 01-06-2023 01:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drivers ignoring winter conditions, may be subject to natural selection.
←Rate | 01-06-2023 19:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
←Rate | 01-19-2023 02:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You survived the winter of death. Let’s see how you do in the summer of starvation.
←Rate | 05-09-2022 17:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer, Spring, Winter and Welp
←Rate | 04-19-2022 20:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is the first good sized snow fall of the season and honestly the weather on TV is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a two.
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:21 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its still winter because Mother Nature saw all our summer bodies and decided we weren't ready yet.
←Rate | 04-17-2018 19:12 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon it safe to take off my Winter Solstice Glasses yet?
←Rate | 12-22-2017 17:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know winter has started when my neighbor returns my rake, and borrows my snow shovel .
←Rate | 12-05-2018 14:50 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must be getting old. Since when does 2 to 4 inches of snow become a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called flurries, and we complained it wasn't enough to even have a good snowball fight, let along close schools.
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (2)  


   messageicon Oh, the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' toes. Winter blows, Winter blows, Winter blows.
←Rate | 12-15-2018 00:21 by JeffW Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know the birds that flew south for winter mad as hell right now.
←Rate | 02-18-2021 10:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My husband keeps insisting we try 69, but I think we should keep the thermostat at 72 degrees this winter.
←Rate | 01-02-2020 10:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love snow – People who never shovel
←Rate | 12-16-2020 06:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So irritating that my kid gets a text to tell him school is closed for snow day. He should have to stare at the news channel crawl for 45 minutes like I did
←Rate | 01-18-2018 21:05 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Pro tip: Do not make snow angels in a dog park.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.
←Rate | 02-20-2015 11:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter: It's like the crazy murderer in a horror movie. Just when you think it's dead, it strikes one last time.
←Rate | 03-28-2011 15:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon First big snow fall of the season and the TV news is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a spot or two.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 13:06 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter storm named Grayson sounds like it should be wearing a tweed jacket
←Rate | 01-06-2018 02:44 Comments (0)  




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