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   messageicon Pro tip: Do not make snow angels in a dog park.
←Rate | 01-22-2016 08:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.
←Rate | 02-20-2015 11:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Winter: It's like the crazy murderer in a horror movie. Just when you think it's dead, it strikes one last time.
←Rate | 03-28-2011 15:00 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Im tired.Ive just finished painting all the rocks in my garden white...Just in case my neighbour wants a snow ball fight later this week.
←Rate | 11-27-2010 14:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours
←Rate | 12-02-2009 16:35 by raeanne Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanks everyone for posting photos of the fresh snow. No, really I haven't seen nearly enough in person even though I was shoveling at 5am this morning.
←Rate | 02-03-2011 10:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' nose. Winter Blows Winter Blows Winter Blows
←Rate | 12-14-2010 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I had to walk to school 40 miles in the snow... barefoot" was good in it's day. But imagine the sheer terror on your kid's face when you drop "When I was born there was no internet".
←Rate | 03-29-2010 09:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 06-16-2013 21:55 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL
←Rate | 04-07-2012 08:03 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Disney's now letting its theme park employees grow beards. I don't know... I think some kids might get freaked out by Snow White's new goatee.
←Rate | 04-10-2012 08:41 by @iJokes_ Comments (0)  


   messageicon First big snow fall of the season and the TV news is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a spot or two.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 13:06 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.
←Rate | 09-20-2012 21:51 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."
←Rate | 03-04-2011 11:32 by Dylan Bosch Comments (0)  


   messageicon knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.
←Rate | 12-31-2010 10:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .
←Rate | 09-06-2013 21:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So if gasoline is based on supply and demand and a third of the Nation has been crippled by this winter storm, doesn't it only make sense that gas goes down in price for at least a few days?
←Rate | 02-03-2011 08:38 by digitalevolutiondj Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter
←Rate | 02-17-2014 05:24 by Huck Comments (0)  


   messageicon go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.
←Rate | 12-17-2011 22:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.
←Rate | 12-03-2010 10:33 by Michael Comments (0)  



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