snow OR flurries OR winter Funny Status Messages

   You said you love spending time with your children. School Snow Days determined that was a lie.

   Pro tip: Do not make snow angels in a dog park.

   Winter: It's like the crazy murderer in a horror movie. Just when you think it's dead, it strikes one last time.

   Im tired.Ive just finished painting all the rocks in my garden white...Just in case my neighbour wants a snow ball fight later this week.

   one good thing about snow is it makes your lawn look as good as your neighbours

   Thanks everyone for posting photos of the fresh snow. No, really I haven't seen nearly enough in person even though I was shoveling at 5am this morning.

   Oh the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' nose. Winter Blows Winter Blows Winter Blows

   "I had to walk to school 40 miles in the snow... barefoot" was good in it's day. But imagine the sheer terror on your kid's face when you drop "When I was born there was no internet".

   An apple a day is bullcrap. Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.

   First big snow fall of the season and the TV news is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a spot or two.

   Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL

   Disney's now letting its theme park employees grow beards. I don't know... I think some kids might get freaked out by Snow White's new goatee.

   Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter.

   My road rage doubles in winter. Not only does everyone drive like they're 100 years old, but I get even more enraged when I flip someone off and realize I'm wearing mittens. Now I'm pissed and embarassed."

   To all you single ladies out there, as winter slowly approaches I am offering you a good high quality man blanket for this winter. Claim me now while supplies last. . .

   knockin' boots. Okay, maybe knockin' snow off my boots, but still.

   So if gasoline is based on supply and demand and a third of the Nation has been crippled by this winter storm, doesn't it only make sense that gas goes down in price for at least a few days?

   There are 15 year olds skating in the Olympics and I can’t even walk down my driveway in winter

   go search google for let it snow. very cool effect.

   Since when does 3-6 inches of snow draw the need for a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called that winter.