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   messageicon I'm tired of winter! I want to fast-forward to complaining about how hot it is!
←Rate | 12-03-2023 09:29 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a Dog Park.
←Rate | 11-19-2023 19:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This coming up Winter Olympics, I'm going to self identify as a woman, and compete in the women's " Snow writing " competition.
←Rate | 05-05-2023 22:21 by Grumpy Comments (0)  


   messageicon In honor of the winter solstice I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.
←Rate | 01-19-2023 02:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Drivers ignoring winter conditions, may be subject to natural selection.
←Rate | 01-06-2023 19:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My favorite part of winter is when it’s over.
←Rate | 01-06-2023 01:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mary had a bearded clam-Her pubes were white as snow-And everywhere that Mary went-She'd give the boys a show.
←Rate | 06-12-2022 16:55 by SnowWhite Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doing my spring cleaning, which is very similar to my winter cleaning which kind of resembles my autumn cleaning that's very much like my summer cleaning, but in the spring time.
←Rate | 05-23-2022 19:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You survived the winter of death. Let’s see how you do in the summer of starvation.
←Rate | 05-09-2022 17:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Summer, Spring, Winter and Welp
←Rate | 04-19-2022 20:47 Comments (0)  



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