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   messageicon Finally, my winter fat is gone, now all I have are spring rolls
←Rate | 04-17-2019 07:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just got done knockin boots! Alright fine, I just used a broom to brush the snow off of my sandals...
←Rate | 02-17-2019 17:22 by JohnY Comments (3)  


   messageicon it true atheist children lie down and make snow corpses
←Rate | 02-12-2019 13:32 by Zinc Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some of you ladies have more inches of snow outside than your man has in his pants.
←Rate | 02-11-2019 10:54 by RyanRyan Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coldest winter weather in recorded history. In two short years the President has fixed global warming.
←Rate | 02-01-2019 07:52 Comments (1)  


   messageicon am I watching The Weather Channel or Game of Thrones? it looks like winter is coming
←Rate | 01-28-2019 08:04 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, the weather outside can bite me. My car won't start to spite me. I can't feel my freakin' toes. Winter blows, Winter blows, Winter blows.
←Rate | 12-15-2018 00:21 by JeffW Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know winter has started when my neighbor returns my rake, and borrows my snow shovel .
←Rate | 12-05-2018 14:50 by Joker Comments (0)  


   messageicon An apple a day is bull crap.... Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
←Rate | 07-21-2018 18:42 by BobbyT Comments (0)  


   messageicon Its still winter because Mother Nature saw all our summer bodies and decided we weren't ready yet.
←Rate | 04-17-2018 19:12 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon Plan to change the air in your tires soon. Replace that winter air in your tires for best inflation during summer months. Most mechanics will do this for you for free on April 1st.
←Rate | 03-17-2018 11:04 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Driving a gray car in the winter is putting a lot of faith in your fellow drivers on the road.
←Rate | 03-10-2018 09:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "We be bobsleddin'." The Winter Olympics Bobsled Team
←Rate | 02-13-2018 07:22 by PastaFazool Comments (0)  


   messageicon So irritating that my kid gets a text to tell him school is closed for snow day. He should have to stare at the news channel crawl for 45 minutes like I did
←Rate | 01-18-2018 21:05 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Winter storm named Grayson sounds like it should be wearing a tweed jacket
←Rate | 01-06-2018 02:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon One good thing about this winter snow storm, is it makes my lawn look as good as my neighbors.
←Rate | 01-03-2018 14:12 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  


   messageicon So cold don's toupee flew south for the winter
←Rate | 01-02-2018 03:23 by Jake Comments (0)  


   messageicon Lefties eat yellow snow on Winter Solstice.
←Rate | 12-25-2017 14:17 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I must be getting old. Since when does 2 to 4 inches of snow become a winter storm warning? Back when I was a kid, we just called flurries, and we complained it wasn't enough to even have a good snowball fight, let along close schools.
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:25 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (2)  


   messageicon This is the first good sized snow fall of the season and honestly the weather on TV is acting like the terrorism threat levels just moved up a two.
←Rate | 12-24-2017 18:21 by @UncleBSolomon Comments (0)  



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