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   messageicon It’s that time of year when the neighbors start longing for winter days because they’re tired of seeing me at the mailbox in my drawers.
←Rate | 07-28-2021 12:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Finally, my winter fat is gone… now I have spring rolls
←Rate | 03-22-2021 09:27 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I know the birds that flew south for winter mad as hell right now.
←Rate | 02-18-2021 10:45 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I like a guy who can grow his own winter coat. -Me hitting on Bigfoot
←Rate | 02-18-2021 10:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon At least with all the pick-up and. four wheel drives in Texas they shouldn't have much trouble driving in the snow.
←Rate | 02-16-2021 10:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wouldn't it be awesome if the snow relief package people threw rolls of paper towels at us?
←Rate | 02-16-2021 09:40 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't worry Texans, the snow will disappear like magic in April.
←Rate | 02-15-2021 16:08 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Outlook for the rest of winter ... Criss de colisse de tabarnak?!?
←Rate | 12-23-2020 22:34 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Walking in a winter wonderland still beats driving a Ford !
←Rate | 12-21-2020 19:49 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Walking In a Winter Wonderland" is a great Christmas song for Southerners to keep in mind since they don't know how to drive in it.
←Rate | 12-19-2020 10:00 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love snow – People who never shovel
←Rate | 12-16-2020 06:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon When you think about it, snow is nothing more than "rain, rain go away", that doesn't go away. It lies on the ground mocking you.
←Rate | 12-15-2020 08:14 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife asked me to put up a canopy with bright lights. I told her now is the winter of our disco tent.
←Rate | 12-08-2020 19:40 by Moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe snow kills COVID. You don’t know!
←Rate | 11-02-2020 19:55 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My biggest fear is getting a murder hornet stuck in my facemask as I shovel snow Saturday morning in May.
←Rate | 05-09-2020 06:00 by Ron Comments (0)  

   messageicon Eskimos have over thirty words for ‘snow.’ That’s nothing, my wife has over 100 words for ‘F - off I’ve got a headache.’
←Rate | 04-19-2020 11:14 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The supermarket's completely out of bread and milk. What is it going to snow?
←Rate | 03-16-2020 17:02 Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING: Snow White is down to 6 Dwarves.. Sneezy was just placed in quarantine.
←Rate | 03-09-2020 15:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon It's snowing! And I think I'll go outside now for 30 seconds to take a selfie so all my Facebook friends can see how much I love the snow.
←Rate | 02-20-2020 08:01 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Any man that believes women are "the weaker sex," has never tried to reclaim his half of the blankets on a cold winter's night...
←Rate | 01-22-2020 08:15 Comments (0)  


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