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openquote "Hold me now I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking maybe six feet ain't so far down"closequote
- Creed, One Last Breath
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openquote See the animal in it's cage that you built. Are you sure what side you're on?closequote
- Nine Inch Nails
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openquote "Why Do You Do This To Me? Why Do You Do This So, Easily? You Make It Hard To Smile Because You Make It Hard To Breathe. Why Do You Do This To Me?"closequote
- Secondhand Serenade, Why?
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openquote "I Know You Can Hear Me, But I'm Not Sure You're Listening"closequote
- Martina Mcbride - Whatever You Say
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openquote "Lady pilot who fly upside down sure to have crack up!"closequote
- Confucious
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openquote All I want to do is trade this life for something newclosequote
- Linkin Park
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-06-21 05:05:06 by Damaged

openquote What would it take for things to be quiet?
Quiet, like the snow.
I know this isn't much but,
I know I could I could be better.closequote
- The Devil Wears Prada
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openquote My heart cant possibly break when it wasnt even whole to start withclosequote
- Kelly Clarkson
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openquote "If you look in the mirror and donw like what you see, you can find out first hand what its like to be me"closequote
- My Chemical Romance - The End
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openquote "I tear my heart open. I sew myself shut, and my weakness is that I care too much"closequote
- Papa Roach - Scars
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openquote What would it take for things to be quiet, quiet like the snow. And I know this isn't much, but I know, I know I could be better.closequote
- The Devil Wears Prada
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openquote "I gave you everything but die with a smile
all you wanted was to live for a while
you took everything but it left you empty
you can't replace me, you can't.

It's almost over and here we are
we're stuck inside this salted earth together.
You'll pierce my lungs
my limbs go numb
as my colors fade out.

You watch me bleed.
You watch me bleed."
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- Scary Kids Scaring Kids, Watch Me Bleed
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openquote And when I'm gone, just carry on don't mourn. Rejoice everytime you hear the sound of my voice. Just know that, I'm looking down on you smiling, and I didn't feel a thing so don't feel my pain. Just smile back.closequote
- Eminem, When I'm Gone
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openquote Life is what you make itclosequote
- Miley Cyres
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openquote Friends come,friends go but a true friend is there to watch u growclosequote
- Frank Vuitton
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-06-15 00:17:48 by Sydney Chisom Francis

openquote "I told you I was sick"closequote
- Comedian Spike Milligan On His Own Headstone.
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openquote "You wanted me Pa"?
"Before you waz born I did"

Chuck Conners and Burl Ives in the movie A Big Country.closequote
- Warren Piggott
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openquote "I told you I was sick"

On former goon Spike Milligons headstone.

Also an explaination for my arriving at my own oxy moron.

I know a guy that always talks up his image. Going to the gym and constantly commenting on girls and women as if an expert womaniser. But in the twenty or so years I’ve known him he hasn’t had one girlfriend or relationship with any. Before I met him he had apparently been in a marriage that was a disaster. I have always suspected he was closet gay which he denies. I refer to him as “The Celebrant Stud” (which isn’t the correct word) so how about “The abstinent stud”.closequote
- Warren Piggott
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-06-13 21:14:37

openquote I'm so happy, 'cause today I found my friends; they're in my headclosequote
- Nirvana, Lithium
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openquote Teacher: why are you talking during my lesson?
Student: why are you teaching during my conversationclosequote
- Me Lol
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