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openquote There are times I reach for the phone
To tell you that there might still be some hope
Holding on to the slack of rope
But that’s the whiskey talking, so
I hope that you can find some peace in life
Can you survive without me?
‘Cause I thought I’d be fine.
Now I am slurring every single line.closequote
- Sense Fail
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openquote May the tears of heaven touch your heartclosequote
- Yietnam Vet
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openquote I hate people who return calles,,cause they never call!!closequote
- Sana Petrick Mtshweni
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openquote I an nobody but I am somebody.closequote
- K.p. Ravindran
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openquote So say goodbye, to the vows you take
And say goodbye, to the life you make
And say goodbye, to the hearts you break
And all the cyanide you drank.closequote
- My Chemical Romance, To The End
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openquote A penny for my thoughts, oh no, I'll sell them for a dollar, they're worth so much more now that I'm a goner.closequote
- The Band Perry
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openquote I would love you even more than I do, if I knew how.closequote
- Once In A Lifetime
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openquote She paints a pretty picture but the story has a twist. The paint brush is a razor and the canvas is her wrist.closequote
- Secondhand Serenade
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openquote Stuck without a captain or a chart, no-one seems to know just who to follow anymoreclosequote
- Guster
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openquote I tend to wear my heart on my sleeve all the time...whether it matches my outfit or not...closequote
- Leanna Brulport
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openquote Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.closequote
- Prince Dhiman
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openquote If all people are equal then prodigious people must hate themselvesclosequote
- Carrie Parker
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openquote I CANT TAKE A BATH IN THE WINTER TIME, BECAUSE ALL THE SWIMMING POOLS ARE CLOSED.closequote
- Joe (jobee) G Alaniz.
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openquote Love is inscribed on a heart and there it shall remain forever.closequote
- Once In A Lifetime
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openquote Your faith lies in a ditch you dug yourself in.closequote
- Green Day Deadbeat Holiday
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openquote Celebrate your own decayclosequote
- Green Day
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openquote I walk this lonely road the only one that I have ever knownclosequote
- Green Day
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openquote My legs are dangling off the edge, a stomache full of pills didnt wotk again, ill put a bullet in my head abd im gone, gone,gone,gone.closequote
- Hollywood Undead- Bullet
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openquote “One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter.”
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- Once In A Lifetime
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openquote Warmness of the soul is much better than the coldness of outsideclosequote
- Xyz
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