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openquote Rest is best ;but before comfort and after test.closequote
- Dr. Tawseef Yousuf
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-10-27 13:06:39 by Admire Joseph

openquote If you were a woman I'd slug you.closequote
- Peter Griffin
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openquote "In order to ford the river, you must first through the stone"closequote
- Byron Poplawski
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openquote I've been abused, I feel so used, because of youclosequote
- Hollywood Undead
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openquote Call me a name. Kill me with words. Forget about me, it's what I deserve.closequote
- All Time Low, Jasey Rae
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openquote First loves are never really over. Nobody's perfect, ti doesn't mean it wasn't worth your while.closequote
- Once In A Lifetime
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openquote Nevermind I'll find someone like you. I wish nothing but the best for you two. Don't forget me, I beg. I remember you said; sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead.closequote
- Adele
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openquote A word to the wise ain`t necessary-it`s thestupid once that need the advice.closequote
- Bill Cosby
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One final fight, for this tonight.
With knives and pens we made our plightclosequote
- Black Veil Brides
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openquote I am an extremist.When i do something,I do it hard.Or else..I just dont do it!closequote
- Maryam Rehman
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openquote Don't let anyone ever make you feel like you don't deserve what you want.closequote
- Once In A Life Time
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openquote So this is the way that I'll tell you that I'll leave you alone if you want me to. 
But I've had enough of this life alone. I'll give it up this time I know. 
I don't deserve to tell you that I love you. There's nothing in this world I'd take above you. 
I'm dead inside. Bring me back to life.
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- Secondhand Serenade
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openquote If life deals lemons then make lemonade!!!!!!!!!! Yummmmmm!!!!!!closequote
- The Lemon Maker
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-10-20 12:51:06 by Lemonhead

openquote I was just sitting here thinking of your kisses and your warm embrace Yeah when the reflection in the glass that i held to my lips now baby,revealed the tears that were on my face.closequote
- Etta James
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openquote If time could heal the wounds, I would tear the threads away, that I might bleed somemore.closequote
- Lyrics From Song Titled "the Last Time I Saw Her
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openquote Close your eyes and pucker up. No I'm not going to kiss you, I just wanted you to look like a blind assholeclosequote
- Sleep Talkin Man
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openquote I knew it!!! I'm surrounded by assholesclosequote
- Spaceballs(dark Helmet)
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openquote Sanity is doing the right things at the wrong time, and the wrong things at the right time.closequote
- Ronald Turpin
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-10-19 13:23:15 by Drt

openquote Don't kick a fresh turd on a hot dayclosequote
- Harry S. Truman
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openquote "I whispered in her ear:
Fear me dear, for I am Death,
I'll take your hope, your dreams, your love,
till there's nothing left."closequote
- Bring Me The Horizon
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-10-18 10:17:24 by Courtney


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