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openquote Life is like a slide.....so much fun that we get back up tomorrow and do it again!closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Make a mistake once, you're forgiven. Make the same mistake twice...you're forgetful.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Marry a man who is both funny and rich and you will laugh all of the way to the bank.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote Life is full of fear,so be strong in each step.closequote
- Lonely Yohzaan
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openquote Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!closequote
- Homer
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openquote Whats there left to fight for when there was never anything in the beginning?closequote
- Yeni Owino
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openquote What the F*** does WTF mean??closequote
- Moi
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openquote Kids are your payback for all the crap you did when you were young.closequote
- Sjwp
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openquote Sometimes i walk into a clean house and think wow but other people walk into a messy house and think ew but when theres dirty dishes in the sink that means ifeed my children, theres clean clothes piled a mile high on my couch that means my kids have claen clothes, my bathroom has water all over the floor that means my childre had a bath so next time you walk into a messy house think for once hey they feed, bathe, and keep clean clothes on thier chilbrenclosequote
- Unknown
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openquote If you want to go nowhere follow the crowdclosequote
- Charlie Brown
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openquote To be old and wise, you once have to have been young and stupid.closequote
- Backgrounds (app)
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openquote Rocky:don't push me! Hang on that's what humpty dumpty said! closequote
- Salon
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openquote Don't tell me that the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moonclosequote
- Me Myself And I
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openquote Never to argue with an idiots because first they brings you to their level and than they beat you with their experience.closequote
- Bill Gates
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openquote 1 + 1 = 2. Not window! closequote
- Santa's Little Helper
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openquote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! closequote
- Santa's Little Helper
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openquote High heels were invented by a woman who was kissed on her forehead!closequote
- Shlomo Ben Ezra
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openquote I'd rather be lucky than smart. After all, even a smart person can be hit by a bus.closequote
- Joe Garagiola
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openquote "Ending a sentence with a preopsition is something up with which I shall not put."closequote
- Winston Churchill
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openquote "i cant wait to die so all the mouths of the vultures can be fed"closequote
- Smile Empty Soul
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