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I've got a story here to tell you
Best you listen or grow cold
Cause if you choose the path I've chosen
Chances are you won't grow old,
Won't grow old

- The Amity Affliction

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-04 02:36:09

Try a thing you haven’t done three times. The first time, you get over the fear of doing it. The second, you learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not

- Taurus~a

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-03 14:02:14

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

- Taurus~a

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-03 14:01:42

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.

- Taurus~a

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-03 14:01:08

Better to sing for yourself and have no public, than to sing for the public and have no self.

- Taurus~a

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-03 13:59:49

I'm just gonna tell you the truth....You're only alive because it's illegal to kill you.

- Taurus~a

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-03 13:59:08

Darkness is her only friend, and he's back again. Makes her body older than it really is. And she says it's high time she went away - no one's got much to say, in this town.

- James Blunt - Carry You Home

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As strong as you are, tender you go. I'm watching you breathing for the last time.

- James Blunt - Carry You Home

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-02 00:01:35

As strong as you are, tender you go. I'm watching you breathing for the last time.

- James Blunt - Carry You Home

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-01 23:46:20

Darkness is her only friend, and he's back again. Makes her body older than it really is. And she says it's high time she went away - no one's got much to say, in this town.

- James Blunt - Carry You Home

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-01 23:44:36

Pants, Shirt, you can take it off
Panties, Bra, you can take em' off
Red Bottom Heels, you can take em' off
Wait, wait, i like my women tall

- Chris Brown

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-01-01 23:40:13

Why is it called a driveway if you park in it

- Meir Mittel

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-31 19:42:10

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

- Clifton Paul Fadiman

<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-31 13:23:09

Life is only precious because it ends.