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openquote Sometimes when om depressed and in the kitchen i wish it was me going in the oven, not the foodclosequote
- Food Jelousy
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openquote When im depressed i cut myself

a piece of cake :Dclosequote
- Cake Cutter
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openquote When im depressed i cut myself

a piece of cake :Dclosequote
- Onioncutter
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openquote Active evil is far batter than Passive good.closequote
- Light Yagami
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openquote I Will Always Care Abbout You, Always Have a Place In My Heart For You, And Always Wonder What If...closequote
- Samantha C.k
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openquote I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with wordprocessers.closequote
- Frank Lloyd Wright
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openquote Everywhere I go, everyone I meet, everytime I try to fall in love they all want to know why I'm so broken? Why am I so cold? Why I'm so hard inside? Why am I scared? What am I afraid of? I dont even know, This story's never had an end."

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- Good Charlotte
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openquote Contrary to popular belief, "Damn It" is God's last name. closequote
- Daniel Staniforth
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openquote My hand desires the touch of your hand my lips crave the taste of yours the silence is scary without the sound of your breathing-closequote
- Charlie Zombie
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openquote Blood is thicker then water but water washes blood away closequote
- Rebekah Hands
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openquote "people think I am insane, because I am drowning all the time..."closequote
- Black Sabbath, Paranoid
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openquote I hush my urge to cry cause i hear the whispered wordswithin your master piece,beautiful and you speak the unspeakable phrase i love you tooclosequote
- Flyleaf There For You
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openquote I bleed it out diggin deeper just to throw it awayclosequote
- Linkin Park
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openquote His beautiful arm is bloody and cut off his heart ripped out to show me he loved me but i wouldnt belive himclosequote
- Flyleaf Circle
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openquote Heart, I know I’ve been hard on you. I’m sorry for the things I put you through. Please don’t you break on me, I need to make you see, It wasn’t meant to be. But you will always be my friend, so keep on hangin' in And we’ll find love again...closequote
- Britney Spears
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openquote Trying to live with the pain and sorrow, finding no hope for tomorrowclosequote
- Black Hearted Hero
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openquote "love" or "like" doesnt matter as long as "sex" is there too.closequote
- Betty White
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openquote What did the burp say to the brup? lets be stinkers and come out the other end.closequote
- H. W. Ray
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openquote Ican't stop the rain, but i can't stop the tears, no i cant fight the fire, but i cant fight the fear closequote
- Three Days Grace- No More
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openquote Truth hurts only once,but a lie hurts every time when you remember it..!!closequote
- Mr. Faizy Sids
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