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openquote Wining horse doesnt knows how it wins ....: it runs due 2 d pain given by d rider so think wen ur in pain god himself wants 2 win............:)closequote
- Swami Vivekanandha
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openquote So I smash my face into a mirror, so I don't have to see the pain.closequote
- Korn
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openquote I wanna be the one you breathe.closequote
- Seether
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openquote Todays the day, I'm going to fade away.closequote
- Seether
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openquote I look stupid reading stupid text, and sound stupid when I submit one. But stupid I ''ll be once I laugh on thinking about this stupid text.closequote
- Amadu Wurie Jalloh
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openquote The absolute emptiness that exists within unviels the overwhelming reality in the darkness of a broken heartclosequote
- Lost
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openquote I do not pray for success,I ask for faithfulness.closequote
- Mother Teresa
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openquote The goal of every goal is peace.closequote
- T.t. Rangarajan
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openquote "Why do people say 'grow some balls?' balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna get tough, grow a vagina. These things take a pounding."closequote
- Betty White
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openquote Make hey while the sun shinesclosequote
- Kachi
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openquote I mean, lithe life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch and you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm. - George Carlinfe is tough.closequote
- Bulla Wala
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openquote You bleed just to know your aliveclosequote
- Goo Goo Dolls
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openquote Life is rough , get a helmett . closequote
- Annie Hinson
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openquote I feel when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh cos that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half till I snap.closequote
- Eminem
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openquote A pig painted gold is still a pigclosequote
- Matt Cauthon
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openquote We fight even though we know can't win, because we know it's better than giving upclosequote
- Buffy
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openquote God Exsit ........Beer is the proof of thatclosequote
- Sharabi
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openquote Can't you see that this is life,
and life is killing me?
Can't you see that this is death,
and death is saving me? My evil smile,
it's the one that you'll hold onto,
when I am not so kind to you.closequote
- Evans Blue
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openquote Generations go on end. Born to kill but to defendclosequote
- Anailse
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openquote She's a lover baby and a fighter, should've seen it coming when it got a little brighter. With a name like dani california, day was gonna come when i was gonna mourn ya.closequote
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
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