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openquote We live in a strange world where the poor walk miles to get food and the rich walk miles to digest food.
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- Unknown
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openquote What I do when I see someone pretty: I stare, I smile, then when I get tired, I put the mirror down.closequote
- Unknown
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openquote " lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons"closequote
- Michael Jackson
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openquote Humiliation and mental oppression by ignorant and selfish teachers wreak havoc in the youthful mind that can never be undone and often exert a baleful influence in later life.
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- Albert Einstein
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openquote Here i lie, wanting to die, i uave no more tears ro cry. im fading, in this dark abyss where my shattered heart used to be :'(closequote
- Exorsist Demons
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openquote The greatest education in the world is watching the master's at workclosequote
- Michael Jackson
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openquote He couldn't beat eggs with a baseball bat.closequote
- Paul Penklis.
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openquote Why does everyone feel like my enemy,
Don't want any part of depression or
Darkness, I've had enough
sick and tired, bring the sun, or I'm gone,
Or I'm goneclosequote
- Mudvayne
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openquote Life offers us many gift including death.. which is inseparable from us..closequote
- John B Patra
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openquote I wish friends were like moneyso you could hold themup to the light to see which one is real from which is fake. closequote
- Azzy
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openquote I try to no what people think,although i live in there heart but i dont no wat they think aboutclosequote
- Kenny Oluwafemi
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openquote It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of manclosequote
- Albert Einstein
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openquote "If everyone is thinking alike, then no one is thinking"
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- Benjamin Franklin
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openquote When I said I needed you you said you would always stay. It wasn't me who changed but you and now you've gone away. Don't you see that now you've gone and I'm left here on my own, that I have to follow you and beg you to come home?closequote
- Dusty Springfield, You Don't Have To Say You Love
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openquote A man said to the Buddha, “I want Happiness.”
Buddha said, first remove “I”, that’s ego,
then remove “want”, that’s desire.
See now you are left with only Happiness.
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- Buddha
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openquote Monsters can be decieving. They dont hide under beds. They Hide In your soul.closequote
- Camryn K
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openquote The scars.
The pain.
The words they say.
Use don't understand how much it hurt's,think before you say!
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- Keralouisr
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openquote Don't hang on, nothing lasts forever.closequote
- Kansas
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openquote Milk is for babies. when you grown up you should drink beer.closequote
- Arnold
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openquote Milk is for babies. when you grown up you should drink beer.closequote
- Arnold
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