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openquote 666 is not devils number. It is just next to atheist.closequote
- Mark Anthony
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-26 22:26:17 by Karan

openquote The theory of relativity goes like this: When you sit next to a pretty girl time flies, but when you sit next to a teapot waiting for it to blow, you wish it never started.
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- Albert Einstein
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openquote Never doubt that you can do anything you set your mind to otherwise you just sit there lookikng like a bump on a log.closequote
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openquote "destroy what destroys you"

they say

but they get mad when you destroy yourself closequote
- - Unknown
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-24 14:51:18

openquote I noticed that it's hard to find your website in google, i found it on 17th spot, you should get some quality backlinks to rank it in google and increase traffic. I had the same problem with my blog, your should search in google for - insane google ranking boost - it helped me a lotclosequote
- Stefanov
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-24 02:22:24 by Stefanov

openquote In the end as you fade into the night, who will tell the story of your life?closequote
- Black Veil Brides
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openquote Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contestclosequote
- - Miss Alabama In The 1994 Miss Universe Contest
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-22 10:37:23 by Idontcareiloveit

openquote When nothing goes right, go leftclosequote
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openquote She put him out like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette
She broke his heart, he spent his whole life tryin' to forget
We watched him drink his pain away a little at a time
But he never could get drunk enough to get her off his mind
Until the night

He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger
And finally drank away her memory
Life is short, but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
Life is short, but this time it was bigger
Than the strength he had to get up off his knees
We found him with his face down in the pillow
With a note that said, 'I'll love her till I die.'
And when we buried him beneath the willow
The angels sang a whiskey lullaby
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- Brad Paisley
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openquote A okari tree will never grow bigger than his master.closequote
- Michael Christopher Hinga
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-19 00:28:34

openquote No one cares unless you're pretty or dead!closequote
- -jessica Anne
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-17 19:33:03 by Jessica

openquote Happiness is a mood, not a destinationclosequote
- Julian Baker, One Tree Hill
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openquote I love you like a hole in my head closequote
- Vicky B
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-16 10:24:55

openquote The thing about smart people is that they always seem like crazy people to dumb people.
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- Unknown
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openquote Instagram is facebook for people who cant readclosequote
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-15 10:01:27 by Dominic Griffin

openquote Say something, I'm giving up on you. I'm sorry that I couldn't get to you. Anywhere, I would have followed you. closequote
- A Great Big World
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-14 20:09:07

openquote We made too many wrong mistakesclosequote
- Yogi Berra
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openquote Stay the hell away,
While I sit here by myself
And figure out how I got this way
Before you go, there's one thing you oughta know
If you can't hang then, there's the door, babyclosequote
- Sleeping With Sirens
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-12 22:35:48

openquote This life goes by so fast Pretty soon I'll grow old What would I have but some stories now that I have told
No one to share them with And when it's all done What am I left with? Tell me what's leftclosequote
- Sleeping With Sirens
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-12 22:30:42

openquote I noticed that it's hard to find your blog in google, i found it on 23th spot, you should
get some quality social bookmarks to rank it in google and increase traffic. I had the same problem with my website, your should search in google for - k2 seo services - it helped me a lotclosequote
- Paulon
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2013-11-12 18:53:05 by Paulon


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