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openquote We might do well to contain our elation at seeing the light at the end of the tunnel until we are certain it is not some guy on a motorcycle coming straight at us.
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- Tom Fitzgerald
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openquote People hates me when im happy but when im sad they like me thats why one day i will live the way i like i hope yall understand i cry myself to sleep everynight i hope she knows im blinded by her love tonight and i fought for her on the first day of school but she hates cause of that closequote
- Austin The Emo Kid
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openquote Storytelling is at the top of a short list of experiences that define us as human.closequote
- Ann Bevans
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openquote Well-being and happiness never appeared to me as an absolute aim. I am even inclined to compare such moral aims to the ambitions of a pig.closequote
- Albert Einstein
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openquote I have discovered that people with money have no imagination, and people with imagination have no money
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- George Weiss Rainbow
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openquote We live in a strange world where the poor walk miles to get food and the rich walk miles to digest food.
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- Unknown
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openquote What I do when I see someone pretty: I stare, I smile, then when I get tired, I put the mirror down.closequote
- Unknown
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openquote " lies run sprints, but the truth runs marathons"closequote
- Michael Jackson
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openquote Humiliation and mental oppression by ignorant and selfish teachers wreak havoc in the youthful mind that can never be undone and often exert a baleful influence in later life.
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- Albert Einstein
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openquote Here i lie, wanting to die, i uave no more tears ro cry. im fading, in this dark abyss where my shattered heart used to be :'(closequote
- Exorsist Demons
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openquote The greatest education in the world is watching the master's at workclosequote
- Michael Jackson
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openquote He couldn't beat eggs with a baseball bat.closequote
- Paul Penklis.
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openquote Why does everyone feel like my enemy,
Don't want any part of depression or
Darkness, I've had enough
sick and tired, bring the sun, or I'm gone,
Or I'm goneclosequote
- Mudvayne
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openquote Life offers us many gift including death.. which is inseparable from us..closequote
- John B Patra
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openquote I wish friends were like moneyso you could hold themup to the light to see which one is real from which is fake. closequote
- Azzy
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openquote I try to no what people think,although i live in there heart but i dont no wat they think aboutclosequote
- Kenny Oluwafemi
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openquote It is easier to denature plutonium than to denature the evil spirit of manclosequote
- Albert Einstein
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openquote "If everyone is thinking alike, then no one is thinking"
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- Benjamin Franklin
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openquote When I said I needed you you said you would always stay. It wasn't me who changed but you and now you've gone away. Don't you see that now you've gone and I'm left here on my own, that I have to follow you and beg you to come home?closequote
- Dusty Springfield, You Don't Have To Say You Love
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openquote A man said to the Buddha, “I want Happiness.”
Buddha said, first remove “I”, that’s ego,
then remove “want”, that’s desire.
See now you are left with only Happiness.
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- Buddha
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