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openquote Pants, Shirt, you can take it off
Panties, Bra, you can take em' off
Red Bottom Heels, you can take em' off
Wait, wait, i like my women tallclosequote
- Chris Brown
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openquote Why is it called a driveway if you park in itclosequote
- Meir Mittel
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openquote A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.closequote
- Clifton Paul Fadiman
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openquote Life is only precious because it ends.closequote
- Rick Riordon
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openquote Sing me to sleep, sing me to sleep, I don't want to wake up on my own anymore. closequote
- The Smiths/morrissey
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openquote Why can't we all live happily?

because if we did God wouldn't be entertainedclosequote
- Amy Balin
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openquote God fights on the side with the best artillery.closequote
- Napolin
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openquote God fights on the side with the best artillery.closequote
- Napolin
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openquote "Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"closequote
- Fox News
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openquote You can't kill your self by holding your breathclosequote
- Chuks Obodeh
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openquote They say that a hero can save us I'm not going to stand here and wait closequote
- Nickleback
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openquote With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later...closequote
- Rick Riordan
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openquote Would be true then if my aunt had nuts she would be my uncle??closequote
- Rattler~
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openquote She is yearning for love and affection that she never found at home closequote
- Casting Crowns
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openquote All we are is dust in the windclosequote
- Kansas
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openquote Life is the cake....love is the icing.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote We're like a pair of shoes....one of us pretty much useless without the other.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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openquote I swear I'll never be happy again, and don't you dare say we can just be friends I'm not boy that you can sway.closequote
- A Day To Remember
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openquote I HAVE PROBLEM,THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE IS THAT I DONT HAVE PROBLEM.closequote
- Problem
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openquote I HAVE PROBLEM,THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE IS THAT I DONT HAVE PROBLEM.closequote
- Badegi.
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