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openquote Sometimes i walk into a clean house and think wow but other people walk into a messy house and think ew but when theres dirty dishes in the sink that means ifeed my children, theres clean clothes piled a mile high on my couch that means my kids have claen clothes, my bathroom has water all over the floor that means my childre had a bath so next time you walk into a messy house think for once hey they feed, bathe, and keep clean clothes on thier chilbrenclosequote
- Unknown
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openquote If you want to go nowhere follow the crowdclosequote
- Charlie Brown
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openquote To be old and wise, you once have to have been young and stupid.closequote
- Backgrounds (app)
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-08 22:44:55 by Evilgummybear

openquote Rocky:don't push me! Hang on that's what humpty dumpty said! closequote
- Salon
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openquote Don't tell me that the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moonclosequote
- Me Myself And I
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openquote Never to argue with an idiots because first they brings you to their level and than they beat you with their experience.closequote
- Bill Gates
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openquote 1 + 1 = 2. Not window! closequote
- Santa's Little Helper
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openquote Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! closequote
- Santa's Little Helper
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openquote High heels were invented by a woman who was kissed on her forehead!closequote
- Shlomo Ben Ezra
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openquote I'd rather be lucky than smart. After all, even a smart person can be hit by a bus.closequote
- Joe Garagiola
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openquote "Ending a sentence with a preopsition is something up with which I shall not put."closequote
- Winston Churchill
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openquote "i cant wait to die so all the mouths of the vultures can be fed"closequote
- Smile Empty Soul
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openquote Life is a game..we cant pause it,but we can exit!!closequote
- Sukhwinder
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-04 04:25:19 by Sukhwinder Saini

openquote I try so hard to tell myself that you're gone, but though you're still with me, I've been alone all along.closequote
- Evanescence
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openquote Now the oak trees are swaying in the early autumn breeze the sun is shineing on my face the tangled thoughts i hear a mocking bird sings this old world really aint that bad a placeclosequote
- Rascal Flatts
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openquote ""A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." closequote
- Fred Allen
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openquote You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that's enough to make a good living.closequote
- W.c. Fields
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openquote As hours move to minutes And minutes take longer to break I will be desperately awaiting But my tongue won't fall apart And we've been sitting here for hours
All alone and in the dark
So let me think of how to word it, Is it too soon to say 'perfect'?If I could find another thirty minutes somewhereI'm sure everything would find me. All that's left is just to sing
And I'll be here by the ocean, Just waiting for proof that there's Sunsets and silhouette dreams All my sand castles fall Like the ashes of cigarettes And every wave drags me to sea I could stand here for hours Just to ask God the question"Is everyone here make-believe?"With a tear in His voice He said, "Son, that's the question."Does this deafening silence mean nothing To no one but me?
And if you sing to me sweet until then I may never sail Virginia again And as this current moves slow for me This much you must know We'll meet again And Elle, I'll have you know I'm scared to death
Tell me once again That you'll love me to the death And should I die You swear that you will come for me As I fade away, you reach out your arms. And please don't let me go.closequote
- Mayday Parade
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openquote If you keep acting this way, i swear i'll never come homeclosequote
- Mayday Parade
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openquote Trust in God, but keep rowing for the shore!closequote
- Ian Jarvis
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