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openquote I HAVE PROBLEM,THE ONLY PROBLEM I HAVE IS THAT I DONT HAVE PROBLEM.closequote
- Badegi.
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-26 11:09:15 by Sir_kawunda

openquote You turn me off at the push of a button, and you pretend that I don't mean nothing... I'm not a saint that's easy to tell but guess what honey you aren't no angel. You like to scream use words as a weapon, well go ahead take your best shot woman; I wanna leave you its easy to see, but guess what honey its not that easy.closequote
- Bullet For My Valentine
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openquote And Shepherds we shall be

For thee, my Lord, for thee.

Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti.closequote
- The Boondock Saints Prayer
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-24 05:48:30 by Oakley

openquote Do you work at subway, Cuz you just gave me a foot long(;closequote
- Lynerd
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openquote If you jump straight up you will always fall right down.closequote
- Issac Newton
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openquote I don't care if you're black, white,straight,bisexual,gay,lesbian,short,tall,fat,skinny,rich or poor.
If you're nice too me, i'll be nice too you. Simple as that.closequote
- Eminem
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-23 11:23:30 by Xox

openquote To live doesn't mean you're alive.closequote
- Nicki Minaj
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openquote I m the own boss of my worldclosequote
- Tumpa Akter
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openquote "Marketing comprises both buying and selling activities"closequote
- Prof. Pyle
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-23 00:34:29 by Shweta Nikumbh

openquote Everything was worthlesclosequote
- Hollywood Undead
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openquote People passing by
looking for angels
going through this life
looking for angelsclosequote
- Skillet
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openquote People passing by
looking for angels
going through this life
looking for angelsclosequote
- Skillet
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openquote You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstarclosequote
- Sid Vicious
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openquote Friendship is like peeing your self-You feel the warmfeeling inside but knowone else sees itclosequote
- Nat
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-21 21:56:43 by Natalee

openquote If ur parents dont have kids then its most likely u wount eitherclosequote
- Liliana Villa
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openquote I've made up my mind and I will be
leaving.
Leaving this cruel, dark world
for the soulless to share.closequote
- Alesana
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openquote Im the one who has to swallow water
Thats what i get for chasing after you!
You should be hanging by your neck,
Swinging there, silently!closequote
- Alesana
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openquote Q. What do you think about western civillisation?
A. I think it would be a good ideaclosequote
- Ghandi
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openquote So break yourself against my stones
And spit your pity in my soul
You never needed any help
You sold me out to save yourself

And I won?t listen to your shame
You ran away, you're all the same
Angels lie to keep control
Ooh, my love was punished long ago
If you still care don?t ever let me knowclosequote
- Slipknot, Snuff
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-18 23:16:55 by Mr. Wright

openquote Life is a piece of cake....sometimes you just can't cut it.closequote
- Linda Poindexter
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