A drunk Winston Churchill to an English lady at a party: "My God, woman, you are ugly!"
English lady: "And you, sir, are drunk!"
Churchill in reply: "Yes, madam, but in the morning, I will be sober!"

- Sir Winston Churchill

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-06-01 15:54:49

Everybody dies but not everybody lives is a incorrect statement, everyone lives silly goose.

- Mason Foster

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-31 23:15:42

If life gives u more than u can stand........KNEEL!!!

- Ceby Khumalo

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-31 14:17:07

Be brave. even if u r'nt pretend to be. no one can tell the difference.

- Annynomas

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-31 01:17:58 by Mohit

So you look to me to find the truth and what i say is what you do...but everyone you look up to is really as f***ked up as you.

- Hollywood Undead (pain)

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-30 20:37:18

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

- Dr. Seuss

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-29 17:26:55

Whoever is reading this is a dumbass.

- Drew Barymoore

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-28 20:08:58

I can't sleep the sands still blowing i can't dream of up not blowing. the desert is still inside my soul, inside this shell a dark black hole.

- Peter Reynolds

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-28 15:58:53 by Peter

I wak up in the morning. I don't look for afternoons. I don't care if tommorrow never comes. I've been pushed and kicked around it seems my whole life, and now i'm tired lord i'm so damn tired inside.

- Kid Rock

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-28 15:56:39 by Peter

I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here!

- I Don't Know

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-27 03:26:52 by Dennis

Dont u think u shud stop wasting water in the name of drinking it? u just went to pee

- Chris Ugim

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-25 11:17:16 by Chris

The world will never understand.
Were in pain were not well, were anything but okay. were depressed, were hurting everyday but no one offers to help.

- Someone Conspicuous

<--Rate | Submitted: 2012-05-24 09:44:09

Save the best for last, so I tell you but also know when to save your last for best