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openquote High heels were invented by a woman who was kissed on her forehead!closequote
- Shlomo Ben Ezra
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openquote I'd rather be lucky than smart. After all, even a smart person can be hit by a bus.closequote
- Joe Garagiola
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openquote "Ending a sentence with a preopsition is something up with which I shall not put."closequote
- Winston Churchill
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openquote "i cant wait to die so all the mouths of the vultures can be fed"closequote
- Smile Empty Soul
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openquote Life is a game..we cant pause it,but we can exit!!closequote
- Sukhwinder
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-12-04 04:25:19 by Sukhwinder Saini

openquote I try so hard to tell myself that you're gone, but though you're still with me, I've been alone all along.closequote
- Evanescence
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openquote Now the oak trees are swaying in the early autumn breeze the sun is shineing on my face the tangled thoughts i hear a mocking bird sings this old world really aint that bad a placeclosequote
- Rascal Flatts
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openquote ""A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized." closequote
- Fred Allen
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openquote You can fool some of the people some of the time, and that's enough to make a good living.closequote
- W.c. Fields
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openquote As hours move to minutes And minutes take longer to break I will be desperately awaiting But my tongue won't fall apart And we've been sitting here for hours
All alone and in the dark
So let me think of how to word it, Is it too soon to say 'perfect'?If I could find another thirty minutes somewhereI'm sure everything would find me. All that's left is just to sing
And I'll be here by the ocean, Just waiting for proof that there's Sunsets and silhouette dreams All my sand castles fall Like the ashes of cigarettes And every wave drags me to sea I could stand here for hours Just to ask God the question"Is everyone here make-believe?"With a tear in His voice He said, "Son, that's the question."Does this deafening silence mean nothing To no one but me?
And if you sing to me sweet until then I may never sail Virginia again And as this current moves slow for me This much you must know We'll meet again And Elle, I'll have you know I'm scared to death
Tell me once again That you'll love me to the death And should I die You swear that you will come for me As I fade away, you reach out your arms. And please don't let me go.closequote
- Mayday Parade
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openquote If you keep acting this way, i swear i'll never come homeclosequote
- Mayday Parade
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openquote Trust in God, but keep rowing for the shore!closequote
- Ian Jarvis
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openquote I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm notclosequote
- Kurt Cobain
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openquote I love you so much it hurts,
never mistreated you once,
I poured my heart out to you,
let down my guard swear to God,
I'll blow my brains in your lap,
lay here and die in your arms.closequote
- Eminem, Spacebound
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openquote I love you so much it hurts,
never mistreated you once,
I poured my heart out to you,
let down my guard swear to God,
I'll blow my brains in your lap,
lay here and die in your arms.closequote
- Eminem, Spacebound
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-11-29 23:54:04 by V.zavala

openquote If you think you ar good t something do it to relise you suckclosequote
- Rob Dyrdek
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openquote A wise speaker does not say I'm closing. Instead, he closes.closequote
- Nellie Marshall
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openquote If you can't remember something; don't worry, just forget it !!! closequote
- Nellie Marshall
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openquote "In the first place God made idiots; that was for practice; then he made homework"closequote
- Mark Twain
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-11-27 21:48:02 by Divya

openquote Hallo my name is zara, and im a girl.... O.oclosequote
- Roahl Dohl
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<--Rate | Submitted: 2011-11-26 14:00:12 by Zaraaaa


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