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   messageicon I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet
←Rate | 04-10-2012 22:26 by chicagojoe Comments (0)  

   messageicon No matter how bad thing get in life, I can always cheer myself up by thinkin. I could have the reputation of Michael Jackson.
←Rate | 04-20-2012 09:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have lived through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Wedding and Osama's death. My life's a fuc?ing history book.
←Rate | 05-03-2012 20:47 by BEGO Comments (2)  

   messageicon Pepsi is coming up with Michael Jackson cans in the USA.....In a totally un-related News- Pakistan is coming up with Osama Bin Laden Hookas!....Smoke Away my friends!!!! :)
←Rate | 05-04-2012 11:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Say what you will about Michael Jackson....but at least he wasn't nosey.
←Rate | 06-20-2012 12:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Did Michael Jackson die again??
←Rate | 06-25-2012 17:50 by bfinest Comments (0)  

   messageicon Michael Jackson didn't die. He simply completed his course of plastic surgery in 2009, turned into a young gay white boy & renamed himself Justin Bieber...
←Rate | 07-09-2012 09:59 by Zubindalal1 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Samuel L. Jackson knows he can turn down movies, right?
←Rate | 07-27-2012 09:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm starting to think the Jackson family might have some problems.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 16:18 by SEAN Comments (0)  

   messageicon a guy at work has the whispering skills of Samuel L. Jackson.
←Rate | 08-09-2012 07:41 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

   messageicon First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong.I see god is no fan of moon-walkers.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 17:10 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon We lost Michael Jackson in 2009, Neil Armstrong just died...man we're losing all of our moon walkers
←Rate | 08-28-2012 00:09 Comments (0)  

   messageicon 3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 04:00 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's "Thriller", while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood.
←Rate | 09-02-2012 07:26 by flinnie Comments (0)  

   messageicon Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..
←Rate | 09-10-2012 13:04 by Rick h. Comments (0)  

   messageicon Demonstrators storm the US embassy in Yemen. Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already make a movie about this?
←Rate | 09-13-2012 07:06 by gil Comments (0)  

   messageicon I found Samuel L. Jackson's swear jar and I don't think he's being completely honest with himself.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 04:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  

   messageicon In lieu of the formal presidential debates,,, Let's just play Micheal Jackson's "Beat It",,, and eliminate the candidate that claps on 1 and 3
←Rate | 10-02-2012 18:37 by snotty Comments (2)  

   messageicon What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 09:48 by Jack Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'll bet it would be excruciating to listen to Foghorn Leghorn sing a cover version of Jackson/McCartney's "Say Say Say."
←Rate | 11-05-2012 19:30 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  

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