jackson Funny Status Messages

   I wonder if Michael Jackson looks like he did in Thriller yet

   No matter how bad thing get in life, I can always cheer myself up by thinkin. I could have the reputation of Michael Jackson.

   I have lived through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Wedding and Osama's death. My life's a fuc?ing history book.

   Pepsi is coming up with Michael Jackson cans in the USA.....In a totally un-related News- Pakistan is coming up with Osama Bin Laden Hookas!....Smoke Away my friends!!!! :)

   Say what you will about Michael Jackson....but at least he wasn't nosey.

   Did Michael Jackson die again??

   Michael Jackson didn't die. He simply completed his course of plastic surgery in 2009, turned into a young gay white boy & renamed himself Justin Bieber...

   Samuel L. Jackson knows he can turn down movies, right?

   I'm starting to think the Jackson family might have some problems.

   a guy at work has the whispering skills of Samuel L. Jackson.

   First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong.I see god is no fan of moon-walkers.

   We lost Michael Jackson in 2009, Neil Armstrong just died...man we're losing all of our moon walkers

   3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!

   When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's "Thriller", while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood.

   Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..

   Demonstrators storm the US embassy in Yemen. Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already make a movie about this?

   I found Samuel L. Jackson's swear jar and I don't think he's being completely honest with himself.

   In lieu of the formal presidential debates,,, Let's just play Micheal Jackson's "Beat It",,, and eliminate the candidate that claps on 1 and 3

   What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.

   I'll bet it would be excruciating to listen to Foghorn Leghorn sing a cover version of Jackson/McCartney's "Say Say Say."