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   messageicon I sure hope Flavor Flav remembered to set his clocks forward!
←Rate | 03-11-2012 13:49 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon Friday the 13th, eh? I bet there's a lot of killer parties going on tonight!
←Rate | 01-13-2012 10:50 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon Tip of the Day: Be nice to midgets. They have short tempers.
←Rate | 01-31-2012 15:18 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm more frustrated than a homosexual with tonsilitis on Valentine's Day!
←Rate | 01-14-2012 16:11 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Macho Man" Randy Savage died at 58. Whitney Houston at 48. Corey Haim at 38. Heath Ledger at 28. How old is Justin Bieber again?
←Rate | 02-13-2012 16:20 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon I still can't believe that Whitney Houston died. Where were you on that one, Kevin Costner?
←Rate | 02-13-2012 17:08 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm done with the bullsh*t. Calf sh*t is officially welcomed!
←Rate | 08-30-2013 05:20 by Gza Comments (0)  

   messageicon 3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 04:00 by Gza Comments (0)  


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