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   messageicon Sandi Jackson just changed her facebook status to taking the kids to Grandpa Jesses house for a while
←Rate | 08-14-2013 14:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I joke on Paula Deen being racisst but if she start a plantation with free food I'd be right there like Samuel L Jackson in Django.
←Rate | 07-13-2013 14:10 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson will be starring on everyone's TV sets very soon
←Rate | 07-12-2013 23:40 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Paris Jackson attempts suicide... Didn't see that one coming.
←Rate | 06-05-2013 18:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just wish Justin Bieber was around when Michael Jackson was in his prime.
←Rate | 05-28-2013 12:16 Comments (0)  


   messageicon From now on, all of my posts will be written in Samuel L Jackson's voice. Re-read this one again Mother F*cker to make sure it's working!!
←Rate | 05-14-2013 20:24 by wolfe Comments (0)  


   messageicon A woman in Wisconsin named her child Marijuana Pepsi Cola Jackson. Proof that Aliens will not be invading us, because there is no intelligent life on this planet.
←Rate | 11-27-2012 09:54 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watching the Election was like watching the Super Bowl but without the possibility of Janet Jackson having a wardrobe malfunction.
←Rate | 11-07-2012 00:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'll bet it would be excruciating to listen to Foghorn Leghorn sing a cover version of Jackson/McCartney's "Say Say Say."
←Rate | 11-05-2012 19:30 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box? Not suitable for children. Colors may vary.
←Rate | 10-14-2012 09:48 by Jack Comments (0)  


   messageicon In lieu of the formal presidential debates,,, Let's just play Micheal Jackson's "Beat It",,, and eliminate the candidate that claps on 1 and 3
←Rate | 10-02-2012 18:37 by snotty Comments (2)  


   messageicon I found Samuel L. Jackson's swear jar and I don't think he's being completely honest with himself.
←Rate | 09-30-2012 04:58 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Demonstrators storm the US embassy in Yemen. Didn't Samuel L. Jackson already make a movie about this?
←Rate | 09-13-2012 07:06 by gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just heard that Janet Jackson and Randy Travis are doing the Super Bowl halftime show..
←Rate | 09-10-2012 13:04 by Rick h. Comments (0)  


   messageicon When the zombie apocalypse happens, I'm going to blast Michael Jackson's "Thriller", while the zombies chase us, just to lighten the mood.
←Rate | 09-02-2012 07:26 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon 3 Things I Learned Tonight: 1)It's not what you know, it's what you show. 2)If Swingers twice your age try to engage, just SLIDE away! 2.5) Especially if they mention "lube"...that's when you put on the BRAKES! 3) Samuel L Jackson is a DAMN good whistler!
←Rate | 09-01-2012 04:00 by Gza Comments (0)  


   messageicon We lost Michael Jackson in 2009, Neil Armstrong just died...man we're losing all of our moon walkers
←Rate | 08-28-2012 00:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon First Michael Jackson and now Neil Armstrong.I see god is no fan of moon-walkers.
←Rate | 08-25-2012 17:10 by Jhows21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a guy at work has the whispering skills of Samuel L. Jackson.
←Rate | 08-09-2012 07:41 by Doc Noland Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm starting to think the Jackson family might have some problems.
←Rate | 07-30-2012 16:18 by SEAN Comments (0)  




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