Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Dear Misandry. At the height of women workers in WWII it was only 2.2 million out of 103 million jobs. That is 2%. We talking german or asian is a feminist lie. Learn your history.

   "A Day Without A Woman" result: 90 % of all men reported fewer headaches.

   Women went on strike today, things still got done without them.....

   The guy standing in front of me should probably step out of line and go grab himself some sort of antidiarrheal medication. All he had to do was sneeze for me to be pretty sure that he has the stomach flu...

   30 years ago today, "Licensed to Ill" was the #1 Album...

   I bet toilet paper rolls in CIA offices all have the 4th Amendment printed on them.

   Interviewer: You responded to my question too briefly and you were hesitant. Me: I was thinking how stupid your question was!

   So does Caitlyn Jenner get a half-day off? #Daywithoutwomen

   "If you build it, they will come." -Inventor of the Vibrator

   The lyrics for "hush little baby" are basically saying "I will buy you anything if you just shut the heck up". And now we wonder why so many kids feel like they need everything...

   Happy "Go Make Me A Sandwich" day!

   For those celebrating Woman's Day... A 'man' won women of the year last year...just sayin..

   Just had a bunch of Persian food for lunch. It was so delicious, but now I falafel.

   Day 3 of the flu is going well so far. I managed to brush my teeth without sneezing!!

   Today is International Women's Day, It was supposed to be yesterday, but they couldn't get everything ready on time.

   It's hump day, and international women's Day ... so make sure you hump as many international women as you can.

   Flu stages: Day one, feel like dying. Day two: Afraid I'm dying. Day three: Afraid I'm not dying...

   Every problem has got a public holiday. World AIDS day, cancer day, Labour Day and today Women's Day

   "Spring Ahead" this weekend for Daylight Saving Time proves there is a much quicker way than Facebook to lose an hour in your life....

   It's International Women's Day. That means only the women with sexy accents right?