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X The guy standing in front of me should probably step out of line and go grab himself some sort of antidiarrheal medication. All he had to do was sneeze for me to be pretty sure that he has the stomach flu...
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←Rate | 03-08-2017 17:59 by John Y

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Wednesday March 8, 2017 @ 06:19 PM

Why do you have a sexual fetish for the stomach flu? Twatwaffle!

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