Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   The more I learn about people, the more I realize why Noah only let animals aboard the ark.

   Cocaine worth estimated R10 000 000( $1000 000) was confisticated inside Obama's luggage, in his defense, Obama said people must keep their NOSE out of his business

   I wish some people were like Etch-A-Sketch's...when you shake the sh*t out of them they disappear.

   People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but Steve Apple doesn't support Flash.

   "The people of Libya love me, except the ones given hallucinogenic drugs by Al Qaeda...Duh, WINNING!" ~Muammar Gaddafisteen~

   I love living in a big city!! There are sooo many more people to yell at!!

   You know those people that put a basket on their bike for their dog to ride along? Same but for tequila bottles

   Here's a list of people who have time for that - 1) Nobdy

   Merry hammered people! I'm Christmas!

   People are often worried about the mafia, but I think it's Justin Beiber we should be worried about. Get on Beibers bad side and he can send tens of thousends of angry young girls over to your house to totally kick your butt! Beib's the new John Gotti.

   I dont know why soo many people are against gay couples adopting children. According to the"babble" Jesus had two dads and he turned out okay.....

   Rich people can get away with it......Not Section 8.

   such a drunk I just took the Wine out of Amys house.

   using reverse psychology for the New Year. Since wishing people a “Happy New Year” has not brought people much luck throughout the years, she has decided to turn their luck around and wish them a bad New Year so……Have a bad New Year everyone!!!

   At least people from the Southvdidnt have to name it a 'Superstorm.'

   I really am glad those Egypt people got they freedom....But let a Mo Fo hit me with a rock and wez gonna have some problems....

   there a video feed in my bedroom that I don't know about? All these people talking about "He is risen" are making me suspicious this morning...

   "Sport has the ability to change the world, the power to inspire, the power to unite people in a way that little else can. It speaks to people in a language they understand. Sport can hope where there once was despair. It is an instrument for peace."

   people who say same exact are dumb stupid...

   Yeah, let me get this right, a guy name Samson gets his super strength from his hair? Is this what rational people actually believe? Sounds like a bad hollywood movie idea with Michael Bay production values.