ziado Funny Status Messages

   Justin Bieber: hey dad I just had my first time having sex.... Dad: really?? thats awesome son!! any questions?? Justin Bieber: yeah, when will my ass stop hurting?? Dad:.........

   "Wake Me Up When September Ends"

   Going To THe Moon BRB

   Hey Baby, wanna come over to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til I google all over your Facebook

   Don't cha wish your boyfriend was Hot like me

   We No Speak Americano, we speak Canadiano

   Soooo Happy With His Sexy Baby

   born in a system That doesn't give a f**k about you nor me nor the lies

   My Love is Like Wow! My Family is like Heaven, My Friends are the Best, & I'm Completely Happy!