pz Funny Status Messages

   wisdom comes with age , but sometimes age comes alone!!!

   why were the uruguayains yellow carded so much in the match against korea , coz they kept running over the parks

   says two fools make a moron, two morons make an imbecile, two imbeciles make an idiot and two idiots make a marriage.

   an argument is a compromise between fighting and running away

   the yanks crashed out of the world cup coz they weren't allowed to use their hands...

   says if humans have evolved from apes then why are the apes still around

   gathering rocks to throw at the English Football Team!!!

   hungry but not for food!!

   "always appears a saint, when most I play the devil"

   OMG I just wasted my time watching the twilight series :love triangle between a depressed girl a 110 yr old vampire and a werewolf !

   no wonder the yanks have their own so called "american football" coz they don't know how to play the real football..

   dosn't believe in love at first sight he prefers to talk a second look!!

   dosn't believe in love at first sight he prefers to talk a second look!!

   says love is very deep but sex is just one inch deep

   says a cannibal is someone who goes to a resturant and orders the waiter!!

   wonders why is the iphone called so when eveybody has it.