Tjshome.com
Funny Status Messages
Submit Status
TJ's Blog
Image Filters
Contact US
Funny Status Messages
|
Recent Comments
|
Submit a Status Message
mullerman Funny Status Messages
View All Funny Status Messages
Sort:
Recent
|
Oldest
|
Rating
Trump Filter:
ON
|
OFF
Search Messages:
[
Clear
]
«Previous
1
2
3
Next»
Most Recent
Search results for status messages containing 'mullerman'
:
View All Messages
Page: 1 of 3
thinks the most used sexual position amoung married couples is doggy style, the husband sits and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
113
21
←Rate |
01-19-2010 21:16 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
thinks that everyone has the ability of making someone happy, some by entering the room, others by leaving it.
62
12
←Rate |
05-12-2010 08:28 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
the difference between an in-law and an out-law is that outlaws are wanted....
31
7
←Rate |
02-20-2011 16:59 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
after all those years working at the Nuclear Power Plant, Uncle Ron was the hands-down favorite to win the 3-legged race.
12
3
←Rate |
06-29-2010 21:22 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
loves long walks...especially when taken by people who annoy me.
11
3
←Rate |
05-19-2010 23:26 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
“We don't stop laughing because we grow old; We grow old because we stop laughing”
19
6
←Rate |
05-08-2010 22:11 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
thinks Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
32
11
←Rate |
12-18-2009 22:43 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
been married for 20 years and has sex almost every day....almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday.....
37
13
←Rate |
01-04-2012 09:46 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
asks...the difference between my boss and the pope? The pope only expects me to kiss his ring
28
12
←Rate |
06-09-2011 23:42 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
If you fall, I'll be there - The Floor
24
12
←Rate |
01-29-2012 17:58 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
says, forgive your enemies, but remember their names.
33
18
←Rate |
12-25-2009 17:46 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
thinks it's better to be "over the hill" then under it.
12
7
←Rate |
04-14-2012 16:37 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
annoyed that he can't play UNO. The Mexican's keep stealing my green cards.
56
35
←Rate |
01-07-2010 10:05 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
says if you want to feel skinny, hang out with a group of fat people.
20
15
←Rate |
12-14-2009 11:51 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
thinks that friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories
20
15
←Rate |
12-17-2009 12:44 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
wants you to think of the word "Politics". Poly means "many" and "ticks" are blood sucking creatures.
17
13
←Rate |
01-04-2010 21:02 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
Preserve nature....pickle a squirrel.
14
11
←Rate |
06-18-2010 20:37 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
wants you to remember the "Golden Rule"....whoever has the gold, makes the rules.
10
9
←Rate |
05-05-2010 09:30 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
says, I love work. I can sit and watch it all day.
16
15
←Rate |
01-02-2010 13:03 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
asks..what's the difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.
10
10
←Rate |
09-05-2011 15:58 by
mullerman
Comments (
0
)
«Previous
1
2
3
Next»
Most Recent
[Search Results] [
View All Messages
]
Submit your own funny facebook status message here:
Name:
Status Message:
X says
X is
X was
X has
X
...
characters left
Read the Rules
Site Links
Home
Funny Status Messages
Status Message Generator
TJ's Blog
About Tjshome
Contact Us
Privacy
© 1999 - 2021 Tjshome.com