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this one sucks.. keep scrolling
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02-16-2011 14:20 by
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LIFE IS SHORT... PLAY NAKED
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01-18-2011 14:51 by
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Why do they always staff the slowest cashier at the express lanes at Walmart??
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04-07-2011 19:55 by
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Shake N' Bake
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09-18-2010 09:42 by
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Dear Mr underccover police car, I like your 5 extra antennas.
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04-07-2011 19:23 by
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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead??
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04-07-2011 19:35 by
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I wonder what would happen if I walked through Sea World with a fishing pole...
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04-07-2011 19:31 by
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Nice Legs What time do they open?
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03-25-2010 21:53 by
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wake me up when September ends
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I just saw Luke Bryan is singing the National Anthem at the Superbowl. So I thought I'd post a preview for everyone....Oh Girl can you see by my pickup's headlights what so proudly we hail on the old dirt road ...
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01-23-2017 12:01 by
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