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Why do hospitals need to advertise? It's not like I'm going to go to Home Depot instead.
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I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change....
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In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it was called witchcraft; today, in civilized society, it is called golf.
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07-06-2015 19:59 by
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I fell asleep at the wheel last weekend. My pottery was ruined.
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01-01-2017 11:23 by
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That selfie of you perched upon the toilet intoxicated was truly charming. What finishing school did you attend, my delicate flower?
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