Peebs Funny Status Messages

   Teaching my Son Life-Lessons.... Don't download porn.... Stream it....

   making his stand at Thermopylae.

   Helen Keller once said "Gahhgrrr berkic dahhh errr waa waa!".... It's as true today as it has ever been

   Once you start down that dark path, forever it will dominate your destiny. At least; that's what Yoda says. I'm still testing the theory...

   Resembles the resemblance of reality.

   not a 'geek'. He's an 'intellectual bad ass', thank you very much.

   I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.

   has his popularity validated by the best organizations.... Even the Police consider me a person of interest!

   found Nemo. (Reminder: you have to hold the handle until it's done flushing...)

   It's easy for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if its been though a blender first....

   Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

   if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. .....

   an organ donor. Need anything?

   playing strip solitaire.

   so cool, they're naming the next ice-age after him.

   a sucker with no self-esteem....ooooo aaaayyyy yaaa aaa yaaa ayyy aaa yeaaa

   the product of lust, obsession, and a boxed wine.

   kissed a girl and I liked it. She, on the other hand; filed a restraining order.

   Wishes life had an 'UNDO' option....

   blowing stuff up with his mind....