Laura Funny Status Messages

   FOR SALE: Wedding dress, size 12, worn once by mistake.

   I no longer need to punish, deceive or compromise myself. Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

   scream in a Library, everyone just looks at you, but if you scream on a plane, everyone joins in!!?

   thinks that losing someone you love is like losing a limb. You take it for granted when you have it but one day it is gone and you are devastated but you eventually learn to cope without it and then function "normal" again.

   Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

   I'm a cool mom, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: Oh My God and WTF: Why The Face

   if she could sleep her life away, you'd never see her again but the dreams don't stop when she is asleep and the thoughts don't stop when she is awake.

   As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I can get in touch with my Inner Sociopath.