Damon Funny Status Messages

   Some see this as a heart < 3. I see it as boobs with a big party hat.

   Well, I got the new restraining order today. So if anyone needs a stalker I am available. I have mad stalking skills plus references.

   has CDO. It's like OCD, except the letters are in alphabetical order...like they should be.

   Sad Fact Of Life #208- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.

   just watched CSI: Ozarks. The case went unsolved. Everyone's DNA was the same and there were no dental records.

   WOOHOO!!!! IT'S FRIDAY!!!!! Wait a damn minute, I'm working 7 10's, every day is a god damn Monday for me.

   having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to church!!!

   I think "the new G.M." should implement long-overdue improvements in their new vehicles. Like restraints in the back of all turnip trucks.

   Santa Claus uses slave labor. The elves are beaten every time a toy breaks. They have tried to organize, but Santa always sends in a goon squad to disrupt them. If you are against elf abuse and support their right to organize, please change your profile p