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The object of golf.... is to play the least amount of golf.
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07-24-2018 21:01 by
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I get carried away sometimes… Usually because I refuse to leave.
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07-16-2018 17:16 by
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If you think buying condoms is awkward, try returning them.....
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08-18-2018 18:37 by
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Rest areas are weird.... The guy in the stall next to me has four feet.
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07-18-2018 02:19 by
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An apple a day is bull crap.... Apples are dangerous. Just look at Eve, Snow White, Blackberry or any pig at a luau.
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07-21-2018 18:42 by
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Every time I get a kiss, I end up smelling like pepper spray....
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07-16-2018 17:11 by
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If you gets a link called 'free porn' dont opin it. It is a birus wich deactivates your spelcheck and garblis up you riting. I also receibed it but lukily I dont does porn so I dint opin it.
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08-18-2018 18:34 by
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Subway is being sued for lying about length?!?!?.... Time for me to find a good attorney!
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01-25-2013 16:17 by
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Just sold a lawnmower on Craigslist...last time my neighbor will wake me up on a Saturday morning!
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07-18-2018 20:11 by
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Taking viagra for my sunburn.... Doesn't cure it but it keeps the sheets off of my legs at night!
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07-22-2018 21:45 by
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Axe came out with 2 new body sprays. I'm having a hard time deciding between "My mom is picking me up at 8:30" and "Can I touch your bra"
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08-01-2018 17:22 by
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Tried on the new Magnum condom today....The Damn thing looked like a tube sock hanging off a door knob!
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02-09-2013 15:04 by
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LOL! My neighbor swears she was anally probed by an alien last night...... BTW, Anyone want a slightly used alien costume?
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07-31-2018 18:25 by
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Dear men, Life without women...... Would literally be a pain in the a$$!
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08-18-2018 18:39 by
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