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Wife says to husband: "u make love like you decorate." Husband: "How, very slow and like a professional?" Wife:" Nope, I always have to finish the job myself."
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12-18-2010 11:59 by
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Fake: it's the latest trend, and everyone seems to be in style.
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05-01-2011 13:51 by
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Trust Is Like An Eraser It Gets Smaller&&Smaller After Every Mistake!!!
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09-12-2011 02:35 by
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How do you tell a girl you like her? Break into her house and write it on the walls in your own blood. Like any normal person would.
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09-05-2011 01:02 by
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why does LIFE keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?
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07-08-2011 20:16 by
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EX: "You'll never find anyone like me." ME: "That's the point stupid!"
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10-28-2011 23:01 by
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I'm tired of chasing my dreams...gonna jus ask them where they're going and meet them there later.
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01-02-2012 09:40 by
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LIFE is the art of drawing...WITHOUT an eraser
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07-05-2011 21:54 by
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Daughter - IPod. Son - IPhone. Mom - iPad. Dad - I Pay.-_-
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09-14-2011 10:10 by
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I'm never disappointed. everything happens for a reason. I jus get pissed waiting to see what dat reason was exactly.
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12-17-2010 08:07 by
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