Alex Funny Status Messages

   Auto correct can go straight to He'll.

   If I wanted to know whats on your mind I'd splatter it on the wall and see for myself.

   It says something when you stay true to a dream even though that dream maybe out of sight.

   being a twat, and would advise you to do the same thing

   shampooing the lawn and mowing the carpet

   trying to find the All-Spark before Megatron uses it to transform all of Earth's machines and destroy the planet to harvest the Energon source. Wish me and Sam luck...

   without trust, there is suspicion whenever your filled with suspicion everyone starts looking evil to you