Kat Funny Status Messages

   Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.

   I'm not calling it....but I don't think Sir Mix-a-lot is really a knight.

   Anyone in Detroit with muscles think you can help me unscrew this part in my car? I've been at it for like 20 minutes and it won't budge

   thinking if things get any worse will have to shag that sheep over there