Funny Status Message #16280
X is Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster.
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- # 16281 My son is on 11 months and can't talk but sometimes I think it's fun to imagine what he would say if he could... like this morning; I imagined him saying "Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster
- # 167980 I'm wondering...did Bruce Jenner get a father's day gift on father's day, a mother's day gift on Mother's day, or gifts on both days? If he gets gifts on both days, then this all makes sense now.
- # 158486 as many times as I've been called "that mother f*cker" in my life, I better be getting a Mother's Day card and gift too.
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