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It's like Canada is the concerned child watching her aging mother (Britain) and weirdo big brother (United States) descend into chaos in 2016, unsure who to worry over first. 
I thought a President you were suppose to FIX the problems facing the country ..... Not Make them WORSE!
... Look .... I'm Sorry but if I see you walk into a fence or wall or see you fall into a pothole because you were looking for Pikachu ... I'm only gonna Laughachu!
To find your cool robot name, take the first 16 digits of your credit card & combine it with the expiration date and security code. What's yours?
Why is it called "Planned Parenthood"? Since they provide birth control and abortions it should be called "Prevent Parenthood".
Not sure I'm going to heaven. At this point in my life, the best I can hope for is the low humidity section of hell.
Why is it that the people who say "You don't need 500 rounds of ammunition" are the same people who are buying 500 rolls of toilet paper?
I can't believe it's riot season already. I still have my COVID19 decorations up.
if being sarcastic burned calories, I'd look like a total crackhead.
“How about a holiday all about awkwardness and failed expectations?” – pitch for Valentines Day
Being rude to your waiter is the equivalent of saying, "Would you please spit in my food or perhaps do something worse?"
What the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH What my kids read: Touch when nobody is looking
I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked.
Never have I seen humans turn on their fellow man faster than when someone holds up a checkout line.
New survey: 55% of men expect to pay on the 1st date. While the other 45% have never been on a 2nd date.
Everyday, I brush my teeth & say "That's it. You can't squeeze anymore toothpaste out of this tube." Then everyday, I do.
I really hate people who say, "I know something about you but I cant tell you" Well, I know something about you too and its that you are an a$$hole.
Had many interesting conversations today, but don't remember any of them... Come to think of it, I wasn't even listening.
2012 doesn't mean the end of the world. It just means its time to buy a new Mayan calendar...that's how a f*cking calendar works. It ends.
I'm not saying you're easy, but when I look up something to do in your town it gives me your address. 