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I just peed so hard I laughed a little.
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04-07-2012 07:43 by
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Hey,, When I was young I had to Post stuff manually... Barefoot in the snow,,, uphill both ways....... And I was GRATEFULL
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04-07-2012 08:03 by
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Showed the kids here how to eat corn-on-the-cob typewriter style........ Now explaining typewriter.
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04-07-2012 14:12 by
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I just got a letter from my boomerang.... It said when I get a decent job and quit the drinking,,,,,,,,,,,,,( well, you know )
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04-07-2012 20:04 by
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Had a long talk with an alien today, good news; they won't be invading us.. They'll just move to Earth once we're all done killing each other...
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04-08-2012 07:32 by
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Give a man fish, and he'll eat for a day.. Give me fish, and I'll ask for chicken.
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04-08-2012 07:34 by
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I'll defend puppies & kittens with my life.. But if your kid's acting like a spoiled brat...I will ABSOLUTELY knock him over when you're not looking.
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04-08-2012 08:27 by
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Next time someone presses the elevator button you've already pressed,,, act totally impressed & tell them they did it waaaay better than you.
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04-08-2012 08:31 by
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On Sunday nights, if you listen closely,,, you can hear Monday taunting you with the "Jaws" theme.
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04-08-2012 16:40 by
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Time to delete my Instagram account now... Also,, what's Instagram?"
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04-10-2012 06:57 by
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Ahh Instagram,,,, Makes me wish I'd thought of cropping pictures into a square and applying Photoshop filters from 1998....
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04-10-2012 07:10 by
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Our local Golden Corral "Chocolate Waterfall" was shut down tonight because the drain was clogged up with band aids again...FTW
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04-10-2012 07:42 by
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Darth Vader: "Here, I made you some toast." ___Luke: "It's a little on the dark side." ___Vader: ".?." ___Luke: "Lol"___ Vader: "Lol"
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04-10-2012 08:33 by
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Someone who dines in a diner is a diner........... I N C E P T I O N
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04-10-2012 09:36 by
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"Ahh,,Yes,Yes,,,I can see where you're coming from." - My Urologist,,, He's a kidder,,
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04-10-2012 14:20 by
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If you LOVE something, set it free.. If it comes back to you,,,,you love a boomerang
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04-11-2012 06:50 by
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You gotta go for personality, guys.... They'll ALL look like grandma someday,,
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04-11-2012 06:54 by
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My kids outgoing voicemail message says,," I'm sorry I won't come to the phone right now. It's 2012. LEARN TO TEXT."
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04-11-2012 06:58 by
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I just won an award for being lazy,,,It even came with atrophy
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04-11-2012 07:02 by
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There's got to be ALOT of pressure on Adele's new boyfriend to treat her like sh*t.
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04-11-2012 07:19 by
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