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Miracles do happen even on Facebook and Twitter. Come Sunday and suddenly everyone becomes a preacher.
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03-18-2012 04:33 by
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Alcohol was created as a social lubricant, to make men brave and women loose.
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03-18-2012 14:30 by
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Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying.
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03-20-2012 15:07 by
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GUY: Babe, let's go to the zoo! GIRL: Sorry but I'm not ready to meet your family.
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03-21-2012 10:39 by
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Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It just means that you found the right medication.
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03-24-2012 09:19 by
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Ever had one of those days that you feel like you should have skipped the coffee and went straight for the booze?
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03-27-2012 13:50 by
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Marriage is the opposite of prison; the better you behave, the longer your sentence.
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03-28-2012 13:12 by
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People who describe things as "better than sex" are obviously having the wrong kind of sex.
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04-01-2012 10:13 by
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You don't have to be naked to have a good time, but it helps.
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04-02-2012 15:18 by
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Oh, you hate drama? Please continue to dramatically complain about it.
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04-04-2012 13:51 by
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Someone has stolen my wife's knickers off the washing line.............. They can keep the knickers but, please, bring back the 28 pegs.
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04-05-2012 16:29 by
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69… you get what you give!
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04-06-2012 15:41 by
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Look, I'm just saying that somewhere between Jesus dying on the cross and a giant bunny hiding eggs... There seems to be a gap of information!
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04-07-2012 14:34 by
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If you are talking to me and I appear as if I'm attentively listening, I'm probably just silently correcting your grammar in my head.
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04-08-2012 04:15 by
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When someone texts you 'k', just reply, "L M N O P Q R S T you V W X why Z"
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04-09-2012 02:14 by
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Best pick up line? Lets go eat. I'm paying!
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04-12-2012 22:43 by
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No human society exists without booze or religion. That's why we drink religiously.
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04-14-2012 13:28 by
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Please don't bore your friends with your troubles and worries. Tell your enemies instead, who will be delighted to hear about them.
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04-17-2012 10:34 by
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An expert has predicted computers will eventually replace paper altogether. He has obviously never tried to wipe his ass with a laptop!
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04-18-2012 15:06 by
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You know something is seriously wrong, when you double the value of your car every time you fill up the tank.
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04-21-2012 11:51 by
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