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The best selling books are cookbooks and the second are diet books. So you can learn how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.
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03-16-2011 15:53 by
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Does AT&T allow phone calls on their network? Anyone know?
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03-16-2011 19:42 by
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thinks God invented whiskey so the Irish would never rule the world!
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03-17-2011 10:02 by
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Without Facebook, I probably wouldn't have wished you a happy birthday. ツ
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03-17-2011 10:04 by
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You don't have to like me. I'm not a facebook status.
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03-17-2011 10:06 by
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Marriage is like a late night phone call. You get a ring and then you wake up.
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03-21-2011 12:29 by
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“I'm Single ” doesn't mean ” I'm looking for somebody “, just thought you should know.
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03-22-2011 17:23 by
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Facebook should change ” It's complicated ” to ” It's confusing & stressful. “
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03-23-2011 12:10 by
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Don't waste your time on someone who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
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03-23-2011 12:12 by
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True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen.
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03-23-2011 15:53 by
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Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who's free for the weekend
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03-25-2011 15:01 by
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I wonder whether I can trust doctors with dead plants in the waiting room.
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03-25-2011 15:02 by
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When a man signals a woman to walk in front & says, “Ladies first” it really means “Go ahead. I'll stand back & watch how your ass walks.”
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03-25-2011 15:03 by
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance – waiting for the bathroom.
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03-31-2011 13:17 by
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Men are like lottery tickets. Very exciting at first, until you scratch away the surface to reveal the loser beneath.
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03-31-2011 13:18 by
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A friend knows there's something wrong by the way you act but a best friend can tell through just a text message
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04-05-2011 12:39 by
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I found out it was really hot outside by actually venturing out there. WTF Facebook? You are suppossed to tell me these things first.
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04-05-2011 18:42 by
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A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
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04-05-2011 18:43 by
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If it's free, it's advice; If you pay for it, it's counseling; If you can use either one, it's a miracle !
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04-05-2011 18:45 by
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper
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