Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!

   "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

   running out of places to hide the bodies...

   in a PBS world with a MTV mind

   wishing he never joined the marine corps!

   ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...

   "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"

   running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!

   "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"

   Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself

   "gonna get rich, or die trying"

   "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"

   Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!

   fresh out of batteries but still making noise

   in the garage finding a cure for cancer

   playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol

   """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""

   "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"

   faking the smile with the coffee to go

   purposely pouring water on Gremlins