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   messageicon making cows laugh and watching milk run out their nose
←Rate | 04-28-2008 16:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon a genius. I can talk and listen to myself at the same time!
←Rate | 04-28-2008 23:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."
←Rate | 04-28-2008 23:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon running out of places to hide the bodies...
←Rate | 04-29-2008 04:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in a PBS world with a MTV mind
←Rate | 04-30-2008 07:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon wishing he never joined the marine corps!
←Rate | 04-30-2008 08:16 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon ..forget subway..I got your five dollar foot long right here baby...
←Rate | 04-30-2008 11:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "thinking life's allot like super Mario bros, gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess"
←Rate | 05-01-2008 04:44 by Bmc Comments (0)  


   messageicon running with scissors... makes me feel dangerous!
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Too many freaks, not enough circuses"
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Judge me all you want... just keep the verdict to yourself
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "gonna get rich, or die trying"
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Living in the realm of thought, in my own world far away"
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Despised or idolized... either way I'm recognized!
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon fresh out of batteries but still making noise
←Rate | 05-03-2008 06:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon in the garage finding a cure for cancer
←Rate | 05-06-2008 09:15 by Burtch | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon playing Russian roulette with an automatic pistol
←Rate | 05-06-2008 21:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon """remember JESUS LOVES YOU... It's everyone else who thinks you're an idiot."""
←Rate | 05-06-2008 21:27 by Masis Comments (0)  


   messageicon "liking the sun, and the letter in between it"
←Rate | 05-07-2008 22:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon faking the smile with the coffee to go
←Rate | 05-08-2008 02:51 by Chica Comments (0)  



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