Funny Status Message #374
X is "the Doctor of Death, and I have come to cure you of your life."

Save as Image
- Related Status Messages:
- # 70383 wonders how many of my knuckle children had the potential to be a doctor, president, or one day cure cancer.
- # 211048 I asked my doctor, do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life? The doctor replied, I doubt it somehow, Mercury is in Uranus right now. I said, I don’t believe in all that astrology crap. He said, neither do I, my thermometer just broke.
- # 98971 I have lived through death of Michael Jackson, first black president, Royal Wedding and Osama's death. My life's a fuc?ing history book.
Comments (0)
Comments with offensive language will be automatically deleted within 24 hours. By Commenting, you agree to these terms.
Funny Facebook Statuses
