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   messageicon if the weed did make Lance perform better, those baseball players are gonna feel silly for injecting steroids that shrink their junk
←Rate | 01-16-2013 01:01 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon people either say i'm "pretty funny" or "pretty smart" but they always forget the word "and"
←Rate | 06-07-2017 17:43 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the police were doing the chalk outline of Whitney Houston's body, her spirit rose up & tried to snort it
←Rate | 02-15-2012 22:42 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i should change my name to "period"....all the women seem to hate me
←Rate | 07-02-2013 02:36 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon the FDA can approve breast implants so why cant they decide that medicinal weed is ok everywhere?.... I haven't seen an autopsy where "small boobs" was cause of death.
←Rate | 08-23-2014 19:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a Google girlfriend....im always searching for her :(
←Rate | 09-27-2012 22:28 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon vodka is made with potatoes....i have a lot of family who like "health drinks"
←Rate | 02-01-2013 22:56 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon if he dont get called "gay" enough (even though I'm sure he isnt) Beiber makes a song & decides to call it "Boyfriend".....way to stop the jokes & rumors
←Rate | 03-25-2012 08:10 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Beginning to think that Al Gore is lying about global warming
←Rate | 12-14-2010 02:21 by Eddy Comments (2)  


   messageicon women are like groceries....the really heavy ones should be double-bagged
←Rate | 09-04-2012 22:19 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon santa has to be the greatest criminal ever...a million cases of breaking & entering...the police everywhere know where he lives but he knows how to buy everyone of them off with gifts
←Rate | 12-23-2011 20:24 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon be glad ur not a smurf....they have blue balls 24/7
←Rate | 09-12-2012 00:12 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon disney has women looking for their handsome prince. dreamworks is more accurate with the ugly ogre
←Rate | 03-06-2012 05:38 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon laughing cow cheese...i wonder what grass those cows eat to laugh so much
←Rate | 05-23-2012 23:03 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon have you seen what facebook wants to do to the profiles now? zuckerberg needs a timeline of when he gave the ppl what they liked
←Rate | 09-23-2011 03:11 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon wonders if dogs do it human style
←Rate | 01-16-2013 00:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon when I go to the store looking for paper towel, I feel like a BOUNTY hunter
←Rate | 03-09-2017 20:42 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon a facebookworm
←Rate | 11-24-2011 01:18 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i wonder if they threaten Spongebob's job tonight....all parents are hoping
←Rate | 10-11-2012 19:13 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon i only have 1 question for Bruce Jenner. after he becomes woman, will he change his name to "Jenny Brucer" ?
←Rate | 04-24-2015 21:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  



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