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if you have already read the books please don't spoil the ending of the world cup
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06-28-2014 14:15 by
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So Ronaldo & Friends, sorry I mean Portugal got knocked out of the world cup last night.
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06-27-2014 01:54 by
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When you look at the time left on a movie and you start panicking because you feel there’s still so much left to do and so little time left.
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06-21-2014 11:44 by
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A genius would have put Kevin Bacon in Grease.
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06-16-2014 13:51 by
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The first thing I do in a relationship is panic.
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06-11-2014 00:30 by
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The way to a man's heart is through the kitchen.
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06-01-2014 11:23 by
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Dear customer service: I’m typing this with my middle fingers, if that tells you anything about my satisfaction.
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05-30-2014 00:37 by
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Fellas; There is no need to have a Facebook war. There are enough women to go around on Facebook for you to have a fake relationship with.
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05-26-2014 05:03 by
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Nothing has ever bothered me more than when a math question ended with “how many people does it take?” and your answer had a fraction.
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05-23-2014 14:34 by
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It wasn't weird until you expected me to act normal.
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05-21-2014 13:16 by
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Dating tip: Never let your girlfriend know you’re good at something you hate doing.
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05-19-2014 13:55 by
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I'm no expert but I think your Facebook status updates can be used for your insanity defense.
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05-17-2014 07:02 by
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Coffee is just a hug for your insides.
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05-14-2014 09:37 by
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Have you ever told someone you'd be ready in 10 minutes and 4 hours later you're still on Facebook?
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05-14-2014 09:24 by
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A Rape Whistle.....But for unwanted conversation.
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05-11-2014 09:29 by
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Well done, you are popular on Social Media. Sorry about the rest of your life.
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05-10-2014 14:32 by
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I tried being myself once... I got arrested.
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05-10-2014 14:31 by
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Being polite and rational - a woman's ultimate warning sign something is wrong.
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05-07-2014 10:16 by
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I'm at my most popular when I just want to be alone.
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05-07-2014 10:13 by
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Thanks to coffee I'm no longer exhausted. I'm alert and exhausted instead.
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05-02-2014 08:57 by
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