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   messageicon If someone does not appreciate your presence, give them a taste of your absence and see how they like it.
←Rate | 04-24-2012 01:02 by Nobody Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not to brag,,,, but legally,,, before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof",,, they have to run it by ME.
←Rate | 04-28-2012 08:46 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ha Ha!! For the past two weeks I've just been giving a bowl of alphabet soup a stir,, and posting whatever floats to the top.
←Rate | 04-28-2012 08:48 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Relationships are like garage sales: At a distance it looks like it could be interesting...up close it's just a ton s$it you don't need!
←Rate | 05-11-2012 21:11 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I see your face, there's nothing that I would change. LOL JK, I'd change the direction I'm walking in.
←Rate | 10-22-2011 14:25 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon How to save money on Halloween candy, set a empty bowel on the front porch and write a nice note that says please only take one piece of candy, that way everyone can have some.
←Rate | 10-31-2011 18:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon I'm not one to brag about my Press exposure but yes, it's true what they're saying in my local paper. I am selling my couch
←Rate | 11-01-2011 16:12 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon The show "19 Kids and Counting" could easily be renamed "People Hoarders".
←Rate | 11-02-2011 17:00 by g0re Comments (0)  


   messageicon Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day when they are lying in hospitals, dying of nothing
←Rate | 11-07-2011 18:44 by NJS Comments (0)  


   messageicon See this hand? It's going to descend in an arc that will, in the process, have contact with your face. Just warning you.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 11:51 by IvetaTopal Comments (0)  


   messageicon my son farts on me and laughs. I fart on him and he cries, he has a lot of growing up to do.
←Rate | 12-27-2011 11:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It saddens me to think about all the deserving people who will go without a b!tch slap today.
←Rate | 12-28-2011 08:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Candy cigarettes are a gateway drug to rock candy.
←Rate | 01-04-2012 18:29 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Daddy, what's a cross-dresser?" Ask mommy, he knows.
←Rate | 01-07-2012 13:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They say, “keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” The problem is, nowadays you can't tell them apart.
←Rate | 01-11-2012 12:28 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it!!
←Rate | 01-23-2012 12:12 by @OMFG_Rel8able Comments (0)  


   messageicon Do you know that feeling when you have a lot of work to do and you dont know where to start? Thats why I'm on Facebook
←Rate | 01-24-2012 03:44 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Watch what you say to me today... because it will be recorded and played back for you tomorrow!
←Rate | 01-25-2012 18:48 by Dani Comments (0)  


   messageicon B!tches or not, 99 problems is still a sh!tload of problems.
←Rate | 11-18-2011 09:25 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Because it's the season to give thanks, I would just like to say....you're welcome.
←Rate | 11-24-2011 07:31 Comments (0)  



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