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Walmart is asking customers to wear masks. Good luck with that. They can't even get them to wear pants...
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04-27-2020 13:30 by
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If TuPac and Biggie were still alive Kanye would be folding T-Shirts at the Gap right about now.
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07-20-2020 06:59
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If you think human beings have evolved a lot. Look at how much Egyptians worshiped cats... Then go look at Facebook for about 5 minutes.
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08-04-2016 22:01 by
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You knew it was coming: Marvel has fallen to the Woke Mob, introduces trans superheroes.
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05-17-2022 06:10
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I say we legalize all drugs at the Olympics. Let's see how fast these MF's can run!
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07-13-2021 01:22 by
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Television is the monster in your home, and it’s called a program for a reason. It has been designed to psychologically change the ways that you view reality.
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06-07-2021 03:29
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Some people won’t admit their faults. I would, if I had any.
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07-29-2021 05:14
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"Elon Musk" sounds like a new fragrance from Pierre Cardin.
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05-27-2021 06:52
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If lost in the woods, build a shelter. The tax man will be there shortly.
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05-28-2021 02:02
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There should be reality show where 16 congressmen are forced to take jobs in the private sector.
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12-20-2017 08:59
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At Pet Smart teaching all the parrots to say, Fu!c Joe Biden.
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04-21-2022 10:08
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The bad thing about political jokes is sometimes they get elected. . .
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04-18-2021 20:04
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Since we cancelled COPS, & LivePD can we also cancel The View?
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06-17-2021 07:50
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People who read tabloids deserve to be lied to.
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07-25-2018 21:12
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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08-15-2022 03:29
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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08-15-2022 03:32
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the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it
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05-22-2017 07:39
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Bigfoot saw me yesterday but no one believes him.
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09-14-2017 09:21
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If you grew up wanting to be a Plumber or a Pizza delivery boy, You watched too much porn as a kid.
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07-28-2018 23:12
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It sucks being a grown up. Nobody tells you you did a good job when you eat all of your food.
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